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If you consider it a sport to gather your food by drilling through 18 inches of ice and sitting there all day hoping that the food will swim by, you might live in Alaska.
If your local Dairy Queen is closed from November through March, you might live in Alaska.
If you instinctively walk like a penguin for five months out of the year, you might live in Alaska.
If someone in a store offers you assistance, and they don't work there, you might live in Alaska.
If your dad's suntan stops at a line curving around the middle of his forehead, you might live in Alaska.
If you have worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you might live in Alaska.
If your town has an equal number of bars and churches, you might live in Alaska
If you have had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you might live in Alaska.
YOU KNOW YOU ARE A TRUE ALASKANITE WHEN:
01. Your
idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to
pass a
truck plowing snow on the highway.
02. "Vacation" means going to Valdez.
03. You measure distance in hours.
04. You
know several people who have hit a Moose more
than
once.
05. You
often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same
day and
back again.
06. Your
whole family wears blue jeans to church on
Sunday.
07. You
can drive 65 mph through 2 feet of snow
during a
raging blizzard, without flinching.
08. You
see people wearing camouflage at social
events.
(including weddings)
09. You
install security lights on your house and
garage
and leave both unlocked.
10. You
think of the major food groups as beer and
Salmon
11. You
carry jumper cables in your car and your wife
or
girlfriend knows how to use them.
12.
There are 7 empty cars running in the parking lot
at
Mill's Fleet Farm at any given time.
13. You
design your kid's Halloween costume to fit
over a
snowsuit.
14.
Driving is better in the winter because the
potholes
are filled with snow.
15. You
know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter,
still
winter and road construction.
16. You can identify a southern or eastern accent.
17. You know how to polka.
18. Your
idea of creative landscaping is a statue of a
deer
next to your blue spruce.
19. You
were unaware that there is a legal drinking
age.
20. Down South to you means Seattle.
21. Your
neighbor throws a party to celebrate his new
pole
shed.
22. Your
4th of July picnic was moved indoors due to
frost.
23. You
have more miles on your snow blower than your
car.
24. You find 0 degrees "a little chilly."
25. You
actually understand these jokes, and you
forward
them to all your Alaskan friends!
“Bug”
By Vernetta Nay Moberly, Inupiat Iilitqusiat Coordinator
June 2004
Ignivik is the month of June means “birth time” for all animals of our country. The fowl flock up North to nest and later in the fall time they flock back down south with their young. The first time they arrive would create a certain change of character of our hunters; a “strong feeling to hunt” something happens as the season’s progress. The first “bug”, cabin fever is the overwhelming feeling is to go out to the country and itchuq. Itchuq means waiting patiently - hunting game, the first itch is during the first crack of spring, are hunting for the ducks and geese. A long waited time to bring home a springtime diet of different kind of fresh meat, one that occur only once a year.
The hunters know the time to hunt ducks and geese before they go in pairs and nest. But then later on another fever begins, the feeling to go and piqiisraq, meaning to go egg hunting. This knowledge is known by food gathers, is when and when not to hunt the birds and also a time to leave the eggs alone. But then again, the hunters are aware of the juveniles that still fly in flocks; they are still good to hunt. Tommy Douglas once told me “during the end of July the flying bird’s isha, meaning they loose their wing feathers and are unable to fly and are very fat. Also another time fouls are hunted is during the fall when they are in flocks.
Being sleepless during the springtime may seem like a strange behavior around here for many; but the excitement to gather many different games is a common practice, planning precisely all the right material needs and so forth. Basic knowledge of hunting different game and fish while following the changing season is a skill one learns over time. The reward is a freezer full of different kinds of food that we prepare and store professionally, that can last for months to come. Then when the cook takes over and creates the best dishes for good eats, that’s another story.
PS Again try to remember that it is just in the last 20-30 or so years that modern groceries were plentiful and affordable to the locals. Hunting and gathering was, and still is for many, a matter of survival.
Carlo
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08/29/05